Friday, January 18, 2019

News articles from hell




Recently, I was reading the news, and came upon an article with this opening sentence:

“Today, the court failed to invalidate the wrongful acquittal of a man who never refused to deny that he resigned from a bankrupt company because they stopped prohibiting the exclusion of former rivals who reversed their opposition to banning discrimination against those not misidentified as transsexuals.”

Ok, I lied.  I did not actually read that in the news.  I made it up!  

But it's actually not that much of an exaggeration from real articles that I do see every day.   Here is a real live opening sentence from an article today's Houston Chronicle:

"Twenty Texas Republicans broke ranks with President Trump … in a failing effort to block the administration from lifting sanctions against Russian companies controlled by an ally of Putin."

It seems that many news writers try to summarize way too much data and too many events all in one very long-winded sentence.  And it's doubly hard to digest it when every phrase and clause contains negatives! 

Putin
So in order to figure out if this is good news or bad news for the above-mentioned Putin allies, I had to pull out a sheet of poster board to diagram and trace the whole darn sentence.  In the end, I think I figured out that the Putin allies won this round.  Or wait - maybe not - lemme review it again …

Anyway, here is my plea to anybody who writes news or commentary:  Regardless of whether you are pro-Putin are anti-Putin (or pro-transsexual are anti-transsexual, for that matter), please write clearly.  If the event has a long and complex history behind it, make it easy on the reader by at least stating, within the first few words, who is the winner and who is the loser.  THEN get into the gory details.

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